Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Twos-day

"And I'm back on my grind, my psychic read ma
lifeline,..." - Kanye West

1.So how the hell does the vending machine take my
2 dollars that I put into it tryna get me a lunchable
so I can munch in training!!!!! What the f! So please
believe that I called the people and they are sendin
my 2 dollars to my home address..

2. I'm tired of training, I need to get outta the area
of these folks who are slower than usual, yes I
realize that some of us are accelerated, but some
of these folks in the class have ZERO sense... You
know when you see someone in the class you know
won't make it? well I see about 3 people. Womp.

3. I swear my truck has the worst luck. I'm driving
home yesterday, and boom, the damn right side
speaker blows out. I wasn't even bumpin!!!

4. I'm seriously contemplating taking something like
a cooking appreciation class cause I'm learning to
love it more and more. Watching all these cooking
shows and such, and I must say I'm getting better.

5. anybody see my COWBOYS get in that ass? pop
and I damn near lost our voices last night over it,
great job by the offense, defense needs to step it
up, and Roy Williams needs to get off my program.
I'm glad he got benched. F'in up my program!!!!

6. What's with people and funkiness? I always
wonder, can they smell themselves? Do they
understand they don't smell well? how long does
it take until you realize "man I'm kinda tart.."

7. Remember those "sure" deodorant commercials?
"raise your hand if your sure!"... well my trainer is
clearly not sure. She needs to wear some "strong
enough for a man.. but ph balanced for a woman"
funk repellant.. she weats like MJ in the 4th
quarter of game 7 with 10 seconds left.. jeesh

8. I miss my blog family.

19 comments:

Big O said...

yeah man...got a blown passenger door speaker...sucks

yummy411 said...

geminis rock.. i know cuz i'm one too.. okay #7 made me hit the floor!

Bombchell said...

HA HA HA ur truck tried u again!! what did u do to her, she's mad at something.

u so silly for 6 & 7

"raise ur hand if ure sure" lol never saw those ones. i remember my summers here b4 i moved here, u guys had one for Arrid "stress stinks, arrid works" it used to crack me up as a kid

Juz Fine said...

I love this one and agree whole heartedly...

6. What's with people and funkiness? I always
wonder, can they smell themselves? Do they
understand they don't smell well? how long does
it take until you realize "man I'm kinda tart.."

ANGELINA said...

haha! i remember those "sure or unsure" commercials. your trainer sounds unsure...you should let her know.

Nicole said...

hehe 1st time here.....ur too funny.....u'll c me around ur blog.=D

n i dnt fink smelly ppl know they smell....cos if they did surely they'd do something about it...

Veronica Wright said...

@ #5...oh boy..not another cowgirls fan

#6 There is NO WAY they can't smell themselves. Man...aint no WAY!

karrie b. said...

awwww, i've missed you too, hence the reason i tagged you.

-KB

Charece said...

Oh yeah thats really bad when someone smells and they try to be all up in your world...back off funkness, back off!

dejanae said...

haha
leave the trainer alone
or buy her some damn perfume
maybe she'll get the hint
where u been?
side eye

Eb the Celeb said...

I could have wrote #5 my damn self... almost had a heart attack, lost my voice, and so happy roy got benched

swag_ambassador said...

@ O- doesnt it tho? shits horrible..

@y yummy- yes, yes we do.. lol..

@bomb- yea this damn truck playin too much.. i finally just switched it to the BMW.. shoot.. she as stankin!

@juz fine- im glad you feel me on that!

@ Angelina- i dont wanna let her know, cause then I would prolly get the boot.. she janky like that..

@nicole- welcome!!! enjoy ya stay

@Veronica- quit haaaatin.. we lookin good this year, admit it..

@KB- yee! ill get on that asap

@Charece- LOL @ funkers..

@dejanae- perfume? ugh.. she cant even teach right.. and i been grindin!

@Eb- FEEL ME!!! did u kno roy broke his arm?

pink said...

yep I saw the game...I was shoutin at my TV and threatin the squad lol. But im glad they won.

Im mad that youre gettin two dollars back...but i understand...thats a lil over half a gallon gas you gettin back lol!

Dope Fiend said...

"So please
believe that I called the people and they are sendin
my 2 dollars to my home address.."

Hhaha they knew you was a black man.
LOL, how you gonna call them to SEND 2 dollars to your yard... too funny!

The Flyyest said...

1-7 who cares.....

8 yeah right!!

hahahahahahahahahah!

one thing about E yeah he got swag, the way he bag it up and put it in his louie bag!!! is it in ya louie bag??

LUV YA!

Desy said...

LMAO! really? sending it to your house? *bowing down*...

miss you too e.

Monie said...

We miss you too...

Darius T. Williams said...

Sorry about that speaker. Um, cooking is dope...and fun. AND you should totally do it. You know what else you should do?

*shameless plug coming*

You should visit my food blog! It has tons of recipes (well, not tons, but you get the picture)

-DTW
www.everydaycookin.blogspot.com

Sexxy Luv said...

I feel you on getting your money back, @ my old job i use to be waiting on the vending machine man! lol

smh @ your trainer, just funky! ugh!