Friday, August 24, 2007

yea.. me too.

Todays a funny day already. I had one of those wakeups, where im sposed to be at work by 1230, and woke up at 1220.. snapped up like the undertaker (see wwe, wwf lol) and said "oh shit"... veered to the left at ma clock, 12:20.. ahhhh! got up and smashed to the bathroom, washed up, etc.. took the quickest shower ever, still managed to wash everything thouroughly though (gotta stay cleaaaaan).. so as i began to throw ma clothes on, i figured that the black tee on the couch would be a good option to rock today.. maybe im the only one that doesnt have all his lights on in the house, or opens the blinds.. but as i got to work today..i noticed that i have on the ASHIEST black tee in the world. looks almost grey! im sittin ova here at my desk tryna use pieces of tape to eleviate this situation at hand. then i just noticed that i got chalk ash on the worst part of the hand.. that part between the pointer and the thumb.. so i go to use ma lotion, and dont have a drop!.. ah man. so im sittin here wit ashy hands, ashy shirt.. at least my shorts are clean.. and i need a haircut. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

3 comments:

Trouble said...

For the shirt, use a fed ex pak (you know the thing you use to stick the airbill to the fed ex envelope? The sticky side is the best thing for removing lint - I should know I have a huge hairy dog) and for the hands, lip balm will do in a pinch and if not hit up a Bath and Body or Sephora or Body Shop at lunch and take advantage of the free samples!

swag_ambassador said...

LOL, well thank u.

PrettyBlack said...

Ashy ass Mofo..Yo momma and poppa raised you better than that...

Damn how much kickin' are you doing to be late to a job you don't have to be at until 12:30?

Hen will make you sin and have you lose your 12-10 haha!